Top 10 Microsoft Flaw Update Comments

I received these comments from a subscription news letter and thought I'd share them with you. You may guess that I'm not a real MS fan!!

• Number 10: For the first time in digital history, Microsoft has issued a patch which actually patches flaws in Windows without the need of a patch to fix the flaws created by the patch after the installation of this patch which is supposed to fix flaws in Windows which was supposed to have been corrected by the previoius patch. which created other flaws in Windows...
  
  
• Number 9: In a press conference Steve Balmer said, "We've needed to resort to the patch because we can't figure out how to get the software to chew gum."
  
  
• Number 8: Is Windows Flaws the next release then, and will it come in 64 bits?
  
  
• Number 7: Didn't the P, in XP, stand for PATCH?
  
  
• Number 6: ... with the help of hackers, virus writers and even some student coders...
  
  
• Number 5: "MS Glazes Overs Pains in Windows"
  
  
• Number 4: "Security experts today announced the discovery of a gaping operating system in the Windows patch."
  
  
• Number 3: While not revealing the size or scope of this patch, un-named officials did say that MS is thinking of offering special financing on the shipping costs.
  
  
• Number 2: Which one?
  
  
• and the Number 1 Wisecrack: Is it a patch or a tourniquet?